We're All Ignorant, Just About Different Stuff.

When You Are Dissatisfied And Would Like To Go Back To Youth, Think Of Algebra.

Don't Invite Me If You Don't Want Me.

Even When You Make A Tax Form Out On The Level, You Don't Know When It's Through If You Are A Crook Or A Martyr.

If You Let Women Have Their Way, You Will Generally Get Even With Them In The End.

Politicians Can Do More Funny Things Naturally Than I Can Think Of To Do Purposely