Funny Thing About Being A U.s. Senator,

The Government Sent The Indians To Oklahoma. They Had A Treaty That Said, 'you Shall Have This Land As Long As Grass Grows And Water Flows.' It Was Not Only A Good Rhyme But Looked Like A Good Treaty, And It Was Till They Struck Oil. Then The Government Took It Away From Us Again. They Said The Treaty Only Refers To 'water And Grass; It Don't Say Anything About Oil.'

There Is No Argument In The World That Carries The Hatred That A Relioious Belief Does. The More Learned A Man Is, The Less Consideration He Has For Another Man's Belief.

Everyone Wants To Vote For The Best And Most Qualified Man, But He Never Runs For Office.

The Short Memories Of The American Voters Is What Keeps Our Politicians In Office.

It Costs Ten Times More To Govern Us Than It Used To, And We Are Not Governed One-tenth As Good.