I Have A Scheme For Stopping War.

A Conference Is Just An Admission That You Want Somebody To Join You In Your Troubles.

It Is A Good Thing That We Do Not Get As Much Government As We Pay For.

It's A Good Thing We Don't Get All The Government We Pay For.

Advertising Is The Art Of Convincing People To Spend Money They Don't Have For Something They Don't Need.

I Have Always Said That A Conference Was Held For One Reason Only, To Give Everybody A Chance To Get Sore At Everybody Else. Sometimes It Takes Two Or Three Conferences To Scare Up A War, But Generally One Will Do It.