An Economist Is A Man That Can

See What Will Happen If You Don't Stop Biting Your Fingernails

A Republican Moves Slowly. They Are What We Call Conservatives. A Conservative Is A Man Who Has Plenty Of Money And Doesn't See Any Reason Why He Shouldn't Always Have Plenty Of Money. A Democrat Is A Fellow Who Never Had Any, But Doesn't See Any Reason Why He Shouldn't Have Some.

A Holding Company Is A Thing Where You Hand An Accomplice The Goods While The Policeman Searches You.

Nobody Wants His Cause Near As Bad As He Wants To Talk About His Cause.

If All Politicians Fished Instead Of Spoke Publicly, We Would Be At Peace With The World.