Sometimes People Deserve A High Five, In

It Sure Did Kick Up Some Excitement In The Senate When One Senator Called The Other Senators 'sons Of Wild Jackasses.' Well, If You Thought It Made The Senators Hot, You Wait Till You See What Happens When The Jackasses Hear How They Have Been Slandered.

Everything Is Funny, As Long As It's Happening To Somebody Else.

I Go Too Fast To See Much, Only The Tops Of Everything. I've Got To Prowl Slow Some Time Through This Country.

Don't Let Yesterday Use Up Too Much Of Today.

A Conference Is Just An Admission That You Want Somebody To Join You In Your Troubles.