Our Country Has Plenty Of Five-cent Cigars,

You Must Never Tell A Thing. You Must Illustrate It. We Learn Through The Eye And Not The Noggin.

There Is Only One Redeeming Thing About This Whole Election. It Will Be Over At Sundown, And Let Everybody Pray That It's Not A Tie, For We Couldn't Go Through With This Thing Again.

Don't Squat With Your Spurs On.

Why Don't Somebody Print The Truth About Our Present Economic Situation? We Spent Six Years Of Wild Buying On Credit - Everything Under The Sun, Whether We Needed It Or Not - And Now We Are Having To Pay For 'em, And We Are Howling Like A Pet Coon.

America Is A Land Of Opportunity And Don't Ever Forget It.