Everything Worthwhile Is A Good Idea, But

With All Our Crime And All Our Immorality ... And About As Much Contentment And Respose As A Fresh-caged Hyena, We Go To Tell The Whole World: We Are The Only One With The Right Idea!

The Trouble With Democrats Is That They All Want To Run For President

The Worst Thing That Happens To You May Be The Best Thing For You If You Don't Let It Get The Best Of You.

We Americans Think We Are Pretty Good! We Want To Build A House, We Cut Down Some Trees. We Want To Build A Fire, We Dig A Little Coal. But When We Run Out Of All These Things, Then We Will Find Out Just How Good We Really Are.

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts.