People Always Come Up To Me And

Is There A Doctor In The House? My Parents Want Me To Marry You.

I Think There Have Always Been Funny Women, From Carol Burnett To Joan Rivers. When The Audience Sees A Woman, They Innately Know She's Worked Twice As Hard To Get There, She's Had To Prove That She Can Be The Leader, First, And Then Be Funny On Top Of It. She Has To Emit A Confidence That She's In Control.

I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-piece: A Top, A Botton, And A Blindfold For You.

The Only Way To Really Have Safe Sex Is To Abstain. From Drinking.

I Don't Think I Was Funny Until College. I Lived With Some Harvard Md/phd Students - They Were So Smart, And What I Contributed To The House Was, I Was The Funny One.