I Just Got My First Bikini. It's

In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer. I Write Checks. They're Not Very Good.

I Don't Think I Was Funny Until College. I Lived With Some Harvard Md/phd Students - They Were So Smart, And What I Contributed To The House Was, I Was The Funny One.

I'm Going To Get Married Again Because I'm More Mature Now, And I Need Some Kitchen Stuff.

My Mother Always Said Don't Marry For Money, Divorce For Money.

Is There A Doctor In The House? My Parents Want Me To Marry You.