I Found Out Why Cats Drink Out

I'm Going To Get Married Again Because I'm More Mature Now, And I Need Some Kitchen Stuff.

I Found Out Why Cats Drink Out Of The Toilet. My Mother Told Me It's Because The Water Is Cold In There. And I'm Like: How Did My Mother Know That?

People Always Come Up To Me And Say That My Smoking Is Bothering Them....well It's Killing Me!

In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer. I Write Checks. They're Not Very Good.

I Took An Acting Class. After The First Day, The Teacher Quit, So They Said Take Another. When I Saw 'how To Be A Stand-up Comedian,' It Resonated. I Realized I'd Rather Make 200 People Laugh Than Make One Person Cry.