Owning A Tvr In The Past Was

The Suzuki Wagon R Should Be Avoided Like Unprotected Sex With An Ethiopian Transvestite

I Rang Up Jay Kay, Who's Got One, And Said: 'can We Borrow Yours?' And He Said, 'yeah, If I Can Borrow Your Daughter, Because It Amounts To The Same Thing.'

I'm A Horse Of A Man!

The Fact Is That Britain Is The Most Warlike Nation On Earth. In The History Of Armed Combat, We Are The Only Democracy To Have Declared War On Another Democracy - England Versus Finland In The Second World War, In Case You're Interested - And We're Always At The Front Of The Queue When Johnny Foreigner Gets A Bit Uppity. Who Stood Up To The Kaiser? Who Stood Up To Adolf? And Let's Not Forget The Argies. What Other Country Would Have Sent Its Fleet Halfway Round The World And Lost 250 Men To Protect A Flock Of Sheep And Some Oil That Might Or Might Not Be There? We're Still At It.

The "public" Seems To Have Bought Into This Belief That Life Can, And Should, Be Run Without Risk, That All Accidents Are Avoidable, And That Death Is Something That Only Happens To People Who Eat Meat And Smoke.