God May Have Created The World In

If I Like Somebody Else's Tribe I'm Going To Promote The Hell Out Of It. The Whole Thing Is A Democracy, And If Somebody's More Popular Then Good Luck To Them.

Why Is The Forecast So Bland? Why Instead Of 'stormy' Don't They Just Say The Sea's 'a Frothing Maelstrom Of Terror And Hopelessness'?

If You're Thinking Of Coming To America, This Is What It's Like: You've Got Your Comfort Inn, You've Got Your Best Western, And You've Got Your Red Lobster Where You Eat. Everybody's Very Fat, Everybody's Very Stupid And Everybody's Very Rude - It's Not A Holiday Programme, It's The Truth.

I'd Just Find A Story In Canada And Come And Do It. Combine Harvester Banger - Actually I've Done That: Banger Racing Up In Red Deer [in Alberta, For His 1998 Doc Series Extreme Machines].

Because Drug Dealers Shoot Each Other In London, Norfolk Farmers Can't Have Guns To Defend Their Homes. I Mean, No One Wants A Gun - Except At 4am When They Hear A Strange Sound In The Kitchen.