Usually, A Range Rover Would Be Beaten

There Are Many Rules For The Elderly In The Highway Code. I Have One Too, And Here It Is: Get A Bloody Move On.

This Is The Renault Espace, Probably The Best Of The People Carriers. Not That That's Much To Shout About. That's Like Saying “ooh Good I've Got Syphilis, The Best Of The Sexually Transmitted Diseases.”

I Therefore Have To Use The Force. And Weirdly, This Doesn't Work Very Well. I Don't Understand Why, Because On The Last Census, I Put My Religion Down As Jedi Knight.

Speed Focuses The Mind. It Cuts Through The Fog Of Drab Everyday Living And Keeps Us On Our Toes. Speed Works. Speed Saves Lives. Speed Is Good. And We Should Have More Of It, Not Less.

Ambition Is A Very Dangerous Thing Because Either You Achieve It And Your Life Ends Prematurely, Or You Don't, In Which Case Your Life Is A Constant Source Of Disappointment. You Must Never Have Ambition.