Our Tree Was So Puny We Used

Why Are We Honoring This Man? Have We Run Out Of Human Beings?

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?

It's Amazing How Fast Later Comes When You Buy Now!

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.