Why Are We Honoring This Man? Have

My Son Has A Big Christmas Problem - What Do You Buy For A Father Who Has Everything And You're Using It?

My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas - Like A Mexican Divorce.

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day - You Declare A Truce.