Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon

Any Beast Can Cry Over The Misfortunes Of Its Own Child. It Takes A Mensch To Weep For Others' Children.

One Of The Virtues Of Being Very Young Is That You Don't Let The Facts Get In The Way Of Your Imagination.

At The U.n., Any Nation That Fights Back Is Censored As An "aggressor."

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

Don't Watch The Clock; Do What It Does. Keep Going.