Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon

The Simplest Toy, One Which Even The Youngest Child Can Operate, Is Called A Grandparent.

People, More Than Things, Have To Be Restored, Renewed, Revived, Reclaimed, And Redeemed.

If You Want To Kill Time Why Not Try Working It To Death.

Life Begins At Forty, But So Does Arthritis, And The Habit Of Telling The Same Story Three Times To The Same Person.

Lead Us Not Into Temptation. Just Tell Us Where It Is; We'll Find It.