Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon

Somewhere On This Globe, Every Ten Seconds, There Is A Woman Giving Birth To A Child. She Must Be Found And Stopped.

Any Kid Who Has Two Parents Who Are Interested In Him And Has A Houseful Of Books Isn't Poor.

It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of Something Stupid To Say And Say The Opposite.

I'm Going To Stop Putting Things Off, Starting Tomorrow!

It Would Be Useless To Bomb Washington. If You Destroy One Building, They Already Have Two Other Buildings Completely Staffed With People Doing Exactly The Same Thing.