Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon

The Reason Grandparents And Grandchildren Get Along So Well Is That They Have A Common Enemy.

Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon Or Too Late.

The Puritans Came To America To Worship In Their Way And To Force Everybody Else To Do The Same Thing.

Never Lend Money To A Friend. It's Dangerous. It Could Damage His Memory.

If You Owe Fifty Dollars You're A Piker; If You Owe Fifty Thousand Dollars You're A Businessman; If You Owe Fifty Million Dollars You're A Tycoon; If You Owe Fifty Billion Dollars You're The Government.