If You Owe Fifty Dollars You're A

If You Die In An Elevator, Be Sure To Push The Up Button.

How Wise Are Thy Commandments O Lord. Each One Of Them Applies To Somebody Or Other I Know.

One Of The Virtues Of Being Very Young Is That You Don't Let The Facts Get In The Way Of Your Imagination.

I Admit That: My Wife Is Outspoken, But By Whom?

Democracy Means Doing Whatever You Want Without Asking Permission Of Anybody But Your Boss, Your Doctor, Your Lawyer, Your Landlord, Your Bank, Your City, Your State And Federal Authorities, And Your Wife And Children.