Any Kid Who Has Two Parents Who

It Was On My Fifth Birthday That Papa Put His Hand On My Shoulder And Said, 'remember, My Son, If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm.'

Times Don't Change. Men Do.

The Chaplain Of The Senate Does Not Pray For The Senate. He Watches The Senate And Prays For The Country.

The Reason God Made Man Before Woman Was That He Didn't Want Any Suggestions.

Happiness Is A By-product. You Cannot Pursue It By Itself.