One Of The Virtues Of Being Very

Give Your Child A Spanking Once A Day. If You Don't Know Why, He Does.

The Simplest Toy, One Which Even The Youngest Child Can Operate, Is Called A Grandparent.

One Of The Virtues Of Being Very Young Is That You Don't Let The Facts Get In The Way Of Your Imagination.

It Would Be Useless To Bomb Washington. If You Destroy One Building, They Already Have Two Other Buildings Completely Staffed With People Doing Exactly The Same Thing.

If You Die In An Elevator, Be Sure To Push The Up Button.