The Reason Grandparents And Grandchildren Get Along

The Beauty Of America Is That The Average Person Always Thinks She Is Above Average.

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You Can't Start At The Top.

When I Was A Boy I Used To Do What My Father Wanted. Now I Have To Do What My Boy Wants. My Problem Is: When Am I Going To Do What I Want?

The Reason Grandparents And Grandchildren Get Along So Well Is That They Have A Common Enemy.