Don't Watch The Clock; Do What It

It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of Something Stupid To Say And Say The Opposite.

Siblings: Children Of The Same Parents, Each Of Whom Is Perfectly Normal Until They Get Together.

Lead Us Not Into Temptation. Just Tell Us Where It Is; We'll Find It.

Somewhere On This Globe, Every Ten Seconds, There Is A Woman Giving Birth To A Child. She Must Be Found And Stopped.

I'm Gonna Put All My Money Into Taxes. They're Sure To Go Up.