Life Begins At Forty, But So Does

It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of Something Stupid To Say And Say The Opposite.

The Whole World Is Watching America, And America Is Watching Tv.

It Was On My Fifth Birthday That Papa Put His Hand On My Shoulder And Said, 'remember, My Son, If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm.'

If You Want To Know How Your Girl Will Treat You After Marriage, Just Listen To Her Talking To Her Little Brother.

The Simplest Toy, One Which Even The Youngest Child Can Operate, Is Called A Grandparent.