Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Has Nothing To Do With It.

Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol For The Men Who Don't Give A Damn.

You've Got To Realize That When All Goes Well, And Everything Is Beautiful, You Have No Comedy. It's When Somebody Steps On The Bride's Train, Or Belches During The Ceremony That You've Got Comedy!

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited Or Hostility. It Is Mock Hostility, Of Course, Or It Would Be Ugly; We Would Have A War.

Health - What My Friends Are Always Drinking To Before They Fall Down.