Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding

Health - What My Friends Are Always Drinking To Before They Fall Down.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.