Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol

My Photographs Don't Do Me Justice - They Just Look Like Me.

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.

The Reason I'm Not An Alcoholic Is I Don't Like To Drink In Front Of The Kids . . . And When You're Away From Them, Who Needs It?.

I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.

I Wanted To Become Me, Totally Me. The More Me, The Better. I Instinctively Knew This And I Was Right.