Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol

... If I Invested In A Mouthwash Stock, Bad Breath Would Suddenly Become Popular.

My Timing Is So Precise, A Heckler Would Have To Make An Appointment Just To Get A Word In.

Life Is A Do-it-yourself Kit, So Do It Yourself. Work. Practice.

When I Go To Bed At Night, I've Got So Much Grease On My Body I Wear Snow Chains To Hold Up My Gown.

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.