Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol

I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.

Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage. I Nicknamed My Waterbed, Lake Placid!

When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.

I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty Shop... And That Was For The Estimate.