Only I Can Change My Life. No

No One Ever Said Life Was Fair. Just Eventful.

I Don't Have False Teeth. Do You Think I'd Buy Teeth Like These?

Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time.

My Grandmother And I Followed My Mother Here, To A House A Block North Of Hollywood Boulevard But A Million Miles Away From Hollywood, If You Know What I Mean. We Would Hang Out Behind The Ropes And Look At The Movie Stars Arriving At The Premieres.

I Have Always Grown From My Problems And Challenges, From The Things That Don't Work Out, That's When I've Really Learned.