Only I Can Change My Life. No

We Don't Stop Going To School When We Graduate.

Giving Birth Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.

The Audience Is Never Wrong.

People Invite Me To Dinner Not Because I Can Cook, But Because I Like To Clean Up. I Get Immediate Gratification From Windex. Yes, I Do Windows.

I Couldn't Get The Laughter Out Of My Head. It Wasn't Career. It Wasn't Even A Choice. It Was A Calling.