Only I Can Change My Life. No

I'm Really Not That Funny In Real Life. But I Am The Best Audience One Could Find. I Love To Laugh.

I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul. It's Just Not My Thing, Though I Love To Listen To Jokes.

I Always Had A Weak Chin Because We Couldn't Afford To Correct My Bite, Which Could Have Been Corrected With Braces. So The Chin Was Always Weak. And I Always Was - Kind Of Hated My Profile. And I Thought Wouldn't It Be Nice Someday To Feel The Rain On Your Chin Without Having To Look Up.

Giving Birth Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.

We Don't Stop Going To School When We Graduate.