Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time.

Well, I Don't Know How Astute I Am, But I Did Want To Be A Journalist When I Was Growing Up.

I Liked Myself Better When I Wasnt Me.

If Someone Tells You That You Cannot Do Something And You Believe It, They Are Right.

Giving Birth Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.

We Don't Stop Going To School When We Graduate.