Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time.

In '57, I Got A Job At The Blue Angel Nightclub, And A Gentleman Named Ken Welch Wrote All My Material For Me. I Lived At A Place Called The Rehearsal Club That Was Actually The Basis For A Play Called Stage Door.

When You Have A Dream, You've Got To Grab It And Never Let Go.

We Don't Stop Going To School When We Graduate.

But I Don't Begrudge Anybody, Because I Know How Hard It Is To Have That Dream And To Make It Happen, Whether Or Not It's Just To Put A Roof Over Your Head And Food On The Table.

I'm Really Not That Funny In Real Life. But I Am The Best Audience One Could Find. I Love To Laugh.