No One Ever Said Life Was Fair.

But I Don't Begrudge Anybody, Because I Know How Hard It Is To Have That Dream And To Make It Happen, Whether Or Not It's Just To Put A Roof Over Your Head And Food On The Table.

My Grandmother And I Followed My Mother Here, To A House A Block North Of Hollywood Boulevard But A Million Miles Away From Hollywood, If You Know What I Mean. We Would Hang Out Behind The Ropes And Look At The Movie Stars Arriving At The Premieres.

If Someone Tells You That You Cannot Do Something And You Believe It, They Are Right.

Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time.

I Always Preferred Working With Somebody So I Could Look Into Their Eyeballs And Play Tennis.