No One Ever Said Life Was Fair.

What I Like To Write About Is Stuff I Know. I Don't Think I Could Write A Novel. I Don't Think I Have It In Me To Come Up With Those Kinds Of Characters.

I Don't Eat Much Meat, Fish, Or Poultry.

Originally, I Came From Texas, And We Lived On - I Guess You'd Call It Welfare, What We Called Relief.

It Costs A Lot To Sue A Magazine, And It's Too Bad That We Don't Have A System Where The Losing Team Has To Pay The Winning Team's Lawyers.

Giving Birth Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.