One Thing A Person Won't Do When

I've Always Been Part Of Comedy. One Of The Things About Our Family Was That If We Were Reasonably Funny With Each Other, Particularly My Two Brothers And Myself, When My Father Was Upset With Something You'd Want To Make Sure In Some Way You Made Him Laugh. Because When He Didn't Laugh, You Were In Trouble!

I Used To Have This Dream That Somebody Was Knocking At My Door. I'd Say 'who Is It?' And They'd Answer 'police.' I'd Open The Door And They Would Say To Me, 'pack Your Bags. We Realized You Have No Talent.

I'm Afraid If I Don't Keep Moving, They're Going To Catch Me ... I Am 81 Years Old And I Want To See What's Around The Corner, And I Don't See Any Reason In The World Not To Keep Working. But I Am Starting To Value My Down Time A Great Deal Because I Am Realizing There Might Be Other Things To Do That I Am Overlooking.

Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.

I Would Love To See What's Going To Happen With Science Fiction With Peoples' Heads, Because We Still Have People Running Around In The Year 2050 Or 2100 Or 2200 And They Have Incredible Technology And You See The Effects: Laser Beams And Rays And Beaming Down And Beaming Up. Incredible Technical Things Happening, But Everybody Is Still Running Around Jealous, Fighting, Whacking, Cheating. There's Got To Be Something Going On! Some Kind Of Change. I'd Like To See Something Starting To Happen In That Area, With The Psychology Of The Human Being And How That Changed.