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Doing Nothing Is Very Hard To Do... You Never Know When You're Finished.

The Violence Or The Vaudeville Style Of Comedy Is A Technique All By Itself. You Get Up There, And You Are A Comedian, And You're Doing One Thing. That Is, You're Going To Make The Audience Laugh.

I Like That Kind Of 'straight-faced' Comedy. I Like To Be Straight-faced And Outrageous.

Those Who The Gods Seek To Destroy First, Learn How To Play Golf.

The Reason They Call If 'golf' Is That All The Other 4 Letter Words Were Used Up.