Truth Hurts. Maybe Not As Much As

Shirley! Don't Call Me Shirley!

There's An Old Saying That God Exists In Your Search For Him. I Just Want You To Understand That I Ain't Looking.

I'm A Professional Actor. If I Was A Plumber, I Wouldn't Just Do My Plumbing In Beverly Hills Bathrooms; I'd Like To Install Air Conditioning Units And A Few Other Things.

When You See Charlie Chaplin, He Stays Funny. He Doesn't Become Drama, And So What Really Seems To Endure Is Comedy.

It's Been Dawning On Me Slowly That For The Past 35 Years I Have Been Cast Against Type, And I'm Finally Getting To Do What I Really Wanted To Do.