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I Used To Have This Dream That Somebody Was Knocking At My Door. I'd Say 'who Is It?' And They'd Answer 'police.' I'd Open The Door And They Would Say To Me, 'pack Your Bags. We Realized You Have No Talent.

I Don't Think Anybody Can Really Sit Down And Decide That Their Mission In Life Is To Make People Think. I Think Their Mission In Life Is To Leave People Alone!

I Love Comedy And I Hope I Never Stop Doing It.

I'm Afraid If I Don't Keep Moving, They're Going To Catch Me ... I Am 81 Years Old And I Want To See What's Around The Corner, And I Don't See Any Reason In The World Not To Keep Working. But I Am Starting To Value My Down Time A Great Deal Because I Am Realizing There Might Be Other Things To Do That I Am Overlooking.

I'm A Professional Actor. If I Was A Plumber, I Wouldn't Just Do My Plumbing In Beverly Hills Bathrooms; I'd Like To Install Air Conditioning Units And A Few Other Things.