I've Finally Found My Home - As

Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.

When You See Charlie Chaplin, He Stays Funny. He Doesn't Become Drama, And So What Really Seems To Endure Is Comedy.

It Doesn't Really Matter Where I Go (heaven Or Hell). I'll Have Plenty Of Friends In Both Places.

Are You Having Problems Hearing? If So, Those Around You Already Know It. Hearing Loss Is No Laughing Matter, So Don't Be A Punchline.

I'm A Professional Actor. If I Was A Plumber, I Wouldn't Just Do My Plumbing In Beverly Hills Bathrooms; I'd Like To Install Air Conditioning Units And A Few Other Things.