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Doing Nothing Is Very Hard To Do... You Never Know When You're Finished.

Like A Midget At A Urinal I Was Going To Have To Stay On My Toes.

Today, In My Career, I'm Doing What I Love To Do. And That Is, Do Things For The Fun - Do Comedy. It's A Pleasure To Go For The Laughter.

The Violence Or The Vaudeville Style Of Comedy Is A Technique All By Itself. You Get Up There, And You Are A Comedian, And You're Doing One Thing. That Is, You're Going To Make The Audience Laugh.

Like A Blind Man At An Orgy, I Was Going To Have To Feel My Way Through.