Any Sport That Comes From Scotland Is

The Reason There's A Question Mark On My Front Door Is Just In Case I Forget My Address.

Like A Blind Man At An Orgy, I Was Going To Have To Feel My Way Through.

The Violence Or The Vaudeville Style Of Comedy Is A Technique All By Itself. You Get Up There, And You Are A Comedian, And You're Doing One Thing. That Is, You're Going To Make The Audience Laugh.

Are You Having Problems Hearing? If So, Those Around You Already Know It. Hearing Loss Is No Laughing Matter, So Don't Be A Punchline.

I'm Sure That We Can Handle This Situation Maturely, Just Like The Responsible Adults That We Are. Isn't That Right, Mr... Poopy Pants?