Like A Blind Man At An Orgy,

It Doesn't Really Matter Where I Go (heaven Or Hell). I'll Have Plenty Of Friends In Both Places.

Are You Having Problems Hearing? If So, Those Around You Already Know It. Hearing Loss Is No Laughing Matter, So Don't Be A Punchline.

I Really Have To Keep An Eye On Myself, Because Sometimes I Think I Might Say Something Important.

The Violence Or The Vaudeville Style Of Comedy Is A Technique All By Itself. You Get Up There, And You Are A Comedian, And You're Doing One Thing. That Is, You're Going To Make The Audience Laugh.

Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.