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I Like My Sex The Way I Play Basketball, One On One With As Little Dribbling As Possible.

Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.

The Actual Distance A Bad Golfer Is Going To Hit The Ball With Any Club Obviously Depends On Many Factors, Not The Least Of Which Is Whether The Ball Was Actually Hit At All.

Like A Midget At A Urinal I Was Going To Have To Stay On My Toes.

I Had To Weave And Play Around With A Honey Bear, You Know, And I Could Wrestle With Him A Little Bit, But There's No Way You Can Even Wrestle A Honey Bear, Let Alone A Grizzly Bear That's Standing Ten Feet To Eleven Feet Tall! Can You Imagine? But It Was Fascinating To Work That Close To That Kind Of Animal.