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Doing Nothing Is Very Tough To Do Because You Never Know When You're Finished. The Upside Is That From The Moment You Wake Up In The Morning, You're On The Job.

Those Who The Gods Seek To Destroy First, Learn How To Play Golf.

I Like That Kind Of 'straight-faced' Comedy. I Like To Be Straight-faced And Outrageous.

One Thing A Person Won't Do When He's Laughing Is Try To Beat You Up.

I Had Always Functioned With Dignity, Wanting To Appear Intelligent, Macho, Never Vulnerable Or Insecure. But Now I Realize That... A Part Of These Comic Characters Is A Fundamental Part Of Me Too.