Old Age Is When The Liver Spots

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.

... If They [your Children] Write Their Names In The Dust On The Furniture, Don't Let Them Put The Year.

I Was In A Beauty Contest Once. I Not Only Came In Last, I Was Hit In The Mouth By Miss Congeniality.

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.

Do Not Taste Food While You're Cooking. You May Lose Your Nerve To Serve It.