Now, As A Comic, If You're Vaguely

I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.

You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

If You Travel To The States... They Have A Lot Of Different Words Than Like What We Use. For Instance: They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'; They Say 'drapes', We Say 'curtains'; They Say 'president', We Say 'seriously Deranged Git.'

Even A Blind Dog Can Find A Bone Every So Often.

But As In All Cults, What's Central To The Communist Party Is The Belief System And The Elimination Of Nuance. From There You're Very Slowly Led Down The Road To Fanaticism And Mass Murder.