It Seems Easier To Make A Career

A Lot Of Those Comics Can't Hold Down Relationships And They've Got No Other Life Apart From Performing. They Sleep In Their Jags And A Lot Of Them Can't Even Talk. All They Can Do Is Tell Gags.

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Even A Blind Dog Can Find A Bone Every So Often.

Most Of My Friends Are Women - I Quite Fancied Being A Woman In A Way.

People Used To Think I Was Just A Shouty Comic But I Was Doing Stuff About Sartre.