Israel Is The Jimmy Saville Of Nation

People Used To Think I Was Just A Shouty Comic But I Was Doing Stuff About Sartre.

Dire Straits Is A Great Band. Someone Tells You They Like ""brothers In Arms"" And Immediately You Know They're A Stupid Annoying Git.

People Are More Violently Opposed To Fur Than Leather Because It's Safer To Harass Rich Women Than Motorcycle Gangs.

However, My Problems With My Memory Are Further Complicated By The Fact That While I Don't Have Any Recollection Of Things I Have Actually Done, I Have Very Vivid Recollections Of Loads Of Things That I Haven't Done.

I've Been Going To Granada For Many Years And 12 Years Ago Bought A House A Few Miles Outside The City.