I Don't Think People Were That Interested

My Name Is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege Of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski. Me Dad Was A Bit Of A Communist, Know What I Mean?

I'm Sure A Psychologist Would See Something Highly Significant In How Absent-minded I Am. I Mean I'd Forget My Head If It Wasn't Attached To My Neck By Muscles, Ligaments And My Esophagus.

However, My Problems With My Memory Are Further Complicated By The Fact That While I Don't Have Any Recollection Of Things I Have Actually Done, I Have Very Vivid Recollections Of Loads Of Things That I Haven't Done.

I Suppose The Common Idea Of Me Is That I'm Going To Be Someone Who's Hyper And Cracking Jokes All The Time, But People Who Meet Me Are Soon Disabused Of That Notion.

I Did Six Series For The Bbc And That Was Enough. I've Been Writing For Ten Years, Which Is More Challenging Artistically.