Most Of The Communists I Knew Were

Now, As A Comic, If You're Vaguely Amusing You Can Go Straight Into Tv, Then You Play The O2 And Then Everyone's Sick Of You.

I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.

First Off, I Have To Mention What Is Undoubtedly The Greatest Phenomenon Of The Modern Era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

I Suppose The Common Idea Of Me Is That I'm Going To Be Someone Who's Hyper And Cracking Jokes All The Time, But People Who Meet Me Are Soon Disabused Of That Notion.

For Me, The Showbiz Memoir Is Uninteresting - You Want To Tell People Something They Don't Know About.