Most Of The Communists I Knew Were

For Me, The Showbiz Memoir Is Uninteresting - You Want To Tell People Something They Don't Know About.

Israel Is The Jimmy Saville Of Nation States.

Most Of My Friends Are Women - I Quite Fancied Being A Woman In A Way.

The Optimum Frequency With Which Comedians Should Do A Series Is Every Year. I Do One Every Three Years. My Audience Is Literally Dying Off.

Even A Blind Dog Can Find A Bone Every So Often.