Nothing In Life Prepares You To Be

You Might Be A Redneck If When You Run Out Of Gas, You Put Gin In The Gas Tank.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Go To A Tupperware Party For A Haircut.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Prominently Display A Gift You Bought At Graceland.

I Tried Real Hard To Play Golf, And I Was So Bad At It They Would Have To Check Me For Ticks At The End Of The Round Because I'd Spent About Half The Day In The Woods.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Turned On By A Woman Who Can Field Dress A Deer.