Nothing In Life Prepares You To Be

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Color Coordinating Rope That Ties Down Your Car Hood.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dog Can't Watch You Eat Without Gagging.

If You're A Man And You've Ever Been Antique Shopping During A Big Football Game, You're Either Gay Or Married.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandfather Completely Executes The Pull My Finger Trick At The Family Reunion.

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.