Nothing In Life Prepares You To Be

You Might Be A Redneck If The Salvation Army Declines Your Mattress.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Bumper Sticker Says, My Other Car Is A Combine.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Moved To Tears Every Time You Hear Dolly Parton Singing I Will Always Love You.

You Might Be A Redneck If Taking Your Wife On A Cruise Means Circling The Dairy Queen.

It's A Weird Sensation To Be Mad And Learning At The Same Time.