You Might Be A Redneck If You're

You Might Be A Redneck If Taking A Dip Has Nothing To Do With Water.

I've Gotten To The Point I Won't Even Watch The 11 O'clock News. You Just Walk Away From It Thinking How Bad Everything Is.

You Might Be A Redneck If On Your First Date You Had To Ask Your Dad To Borrow The Keys To The Tractor.

You Might Be A Redneck If... Your High School Basketball Game Got Rained Out.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Very Special Baseball Cap, Just For Formal Occasions.