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You Might Be A Redneck If You're Still Scalping Tickets After The Concert Is Over.

If The Gas Pedal On Your Car Is Shaped Like A Bare Foot, You Might Be A Redneck.

If Your Wife's Hairdo Has Ever Been Ruined By A Ceiling Fan, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dog Can't Watch You Eat Without Gagging.

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