Nothing Can Help My Comedy.

I'm One Of Those People, In Any Country I'm In, If Somebody Could Just Put Me In A Car Or A Bus, I'll Look Out The Window And Say, 'ok, There's The Tower Of London, There's Buckingham Palace, There's Big Ben,' And If It All Takes About Five Minutes, Perfect. I've Seen All Of It And I Can Go Home.

You Never Know What People Will Choose To Be Offended By.

I'm Eventually Gonna Take The Daryl Hannah Parts.

Well, I Play Jews And Parrots. Parrots Are How I've Branched Out.

I Don't Know If I Change My Act From Century To Century. Sometimes I'm Onstage Doing Imitations And References To People Who Have Been Dead For 50 Years.