Well, I Play Jews And Parrots. Parrots

You Know What My Theory Is? Accept Me Or Go To Hell.

When You Watch Robin Williams, You Can See A Lot Of Jonathan Winters. Robin Is The First One To Admit That; He Worshiped Jonathan Winters.

I Predict One Of These Two Teams Will Win The Super Bowl.

There Are Certain Things I Don't Want To Joke About. If It's About Somebody Else, It's Fine. If It's About Me, I Think It's Totally Insensitive!

I'm Used To Explaining To People Why My Jokes Were Funny.