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A Good Friend Will Help You Plant Your Tulips. A Great Friend Will Help You Plant A Gun On The Unarmed Intruder You Just Shot.

I Love The Semicolon; It's Unnecessary, But Graceful And Sophisticated.

When A Kid Can Understand That A Word Can Mean Two Things, There's Some Real Thinking Going On. They Have A Vested Interest In Finding Out What A Word Means, Because It's The Punch Line To A Joke.

It’s Not Technically Gossip If You Start Your Sentence With “i’m Really Concerned About __________________ ,” (fill In The Name Of The Person You’re Not Gossiping About).

Not Only Is Love Blind, It’s A Little Hard Of Hearing.