A Good Friend Will Help You Plant

If A Couple Has Their Picture Taken At A Wedding Or Other Social Gathering, And The Woman Looks Hot, Her Guy Could Be Blinking, Chewing, Or Even Mid-sneeze, And She’ll Still Display It On Her Desk At Work.

Any Cupcake Consumed Before 9am Is, Technically, A Muffin.

A Good Friend Will Help You Plant Your Tulips. A Great Friend Will Help You Plant A Gun On The Unarmed Intruder You Just Shot.

If I Have A Talent For Making Some Fourth-grader Who Hates School And Reading To Hate It A Little Less, Then I Have To Do The Most With What I've Been Issued.

In Writing I Found Something I Could Do At Least As Well As My Peers, If Not Better.