I Love The Semicolon; It's Unnecessary, But

Our Cat Is Kind Dove Shellfish, And Thinks The World Is Hers, She Finds A Comfy Spot And Then We Pet Turtle Sheep Purrs.

It’s Not Technically Gossip If You Start Your Sentence With “i’m Really Concerned About __________________ ,” (fill In The Name Of The Person You’re Not Gossiping About).

You Want A Story? Read 'gone With The Wind'. These Aren't Stories. They're Joke Books. The Whole Thing Of A Beginning, A Middle And An End Has Been Done To Death.

Any Cupcake Consumed Before 9am Is, Technically, A Muffin.

I Love The Semicolon; It's Unnecessary, But Graceful And Sophisticated.