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If I Have A Talent For Making Some Fourth-grader Who Hates School And Reading To Hate It A Little Less, Then I Have To Do The Most With What I've Been Issued.

I Like All Things Grammatical, And I Had Already Written Several Books About Parts Of Speech, And Even The Alphabet, So Everything That Makes Up A Sentence And Even A Word Was Covered Except For Punctuation.

Children Are Like Sponges; They Start To Smell After A Little While.

It’s Not Technically Gossip If You Start Your Sentence With “i’m Really Concerned About __________________ ,” (fill In The Name Of The Person You’re Not Gossiping About).

Any Cupcake Consumed Before 9am Is, Technically, A Muffin.